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The baddest lil' warrior aka Josaiah is after serenity cause man... i'm done being a wildfire that torches everything... including my own butt! The Tao's like the ultimate chill pill yakno'? A river sliding smooth over rocks while my muddy glutes are stuck in the mud. To me, it's about being a beast who's FIERCE -BUT- not a total nutcase! Keeping my fire lit without fryin' my awesome briefs! Serenity's my secret weapon to swing harder 'n not face plant in a swamp! Tao serenity's gonna make me a legend!! One who's more than just loud grunts n muddy undies!! It'll let me guard the pack without losin' my cool yakno? I'll be able to crush foes without tripping ova' my own FIYA'. Man... lemme tell ya'... this journey's been crazier than a boar in a bog wearing my muddy undies! I've stomped through haunted houses where them spirits giggled at my skivvies...(I think they were just jelly'!) climbed cliffs so windy they nearly blew my undies off, 'n waded through Vale's misty swamps where the mud tried to eat my cute toes! Baddest lil' warrior, Josaiah | |