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Hello! I am most definitely and assuredly not legally required by the Mythic court of Rabbits required to write this, and definitely not being held prisoner by Hare Witches until it's completed. Did you know that the Rabbit is the ultimate symbol of luck and fertility? The Rabbit is able to overcome all manner of obstacles in life with sheer willpower and ingenuity, or when all else fails, overwhelming numbers and stamina. And who needs lucky tokens when the Moon itself blesses you with luck?! [Written in another handwriting] Far too long, the Rabbit stood by while humans sought to cull its numbers for profit. The guardians of the amber hoards were slain relentlessly, and even once the wards were erected to keep out those who would exploit the rolling fields for riches, the humans persisted in sending their profiteers. The Rabbits won't stand for it. We've been here before the humans were, and we will be here long after the humans are gone. [End] Did you know that Rabbits make excellent diplomats and negotiators? Why, if I slay 1,000 Spirit Roosters, I am able to petition to have my indentured servitude to the Mythic Rabbit heard to perhaps be waived. How generous is the Rabbit! I would be absolutely silly not to devote all my energy and time to the Rabbit, and embody every ounce of my being to this beast! And even when my mortal body fails, I will be lucky to be reborn in the body of a rabbit, if the Gods love me enough to spare me from whatever hell awaits me in the next life for my human transgressions! I surrender all to the Rabbit! Signed, Page Ganda | |