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Hello there, friends! With some rising confusion and questions of late, I thought that I might poke my head out of our hallowed halls and jot a few notes down for this wonderful community at large to help get everyone "in the know" and offer a hand of help or service as it might be required. In any case...hiya! My name is Bat'Sheba and I'm writing to you all on behalf of the Divine Order. We are an organization of oracles, seers, prophets, and otherworldly finger-wigglers that operates outta Kugnae. You'll often see us around, wandering through the streets that make up the kingdoms, having a nap under a particularly shady tree, smiting terrifying things in the depths of some cave or another, or whompin' you in the last carnage. Yes, we're a prolific and vastly talented bunch, and we do delight in getting involved and helping out. It occurs to me, time to time, that as present as we are, there are plenty of people who maybe don't know what we're all about. I guess that's what this letter is about. Naturally, we're a mysterious bunch, and I don't want to dispel that mystery by any means! Who doesn't like having a mysterious aura?! But perhaps an idea of who we are, what we do, and what we can do for YOU is in order! I know we've gotten into it a little already: yes, we are what you would conventionally call "fortune-tellers." Some of us have visions, nearly all of us have tools and methods that we like to use, but all for the purposes of foresight. I know, I just said a little bit of mystery is good, but... the mysteries of the unknown? That's what we dabble in. A dash of the past, a pinch of the future, we're cookin' up a solution for you TODAY! Naturally, we are seekers of the truth, and seekers of knowledge, and our duty is to share that with YOU! With that in mind, should you ever have a question that needs answering, feel free to track your friendly local Diviner down and ask it! We'll do what we can to help. If the thought of this makes you queasy and your knees start knocking, you may also attend one of our Fortune Revealed events and seek your answers there (and maybe get a mark as well). We're attuned to the celestial Zodiac and can help you find your footing there, too, if you ask nicely! There's actually a lot of neat things we can do, as you'll notice if you take a peek at the "Subpaths" board. We're pretty comfortable with the art of ritual, as well, and can do blessings and purifications on request, and do ceremonies to restore balance, so watch for that! You'll also find the Divine Order lending their hand with occasional Malgalod patrols and our Diviner Help Initiative; whatever sorta help you need, you'll find it here, so don't be afraid to ask! We serve our community, and take great pride in it. We are at your service! Now, there's one small caveat I would like to mention, to those who are unfamiliar with our tools of the trade: on occasion, you'll stumble across a tarot card or two, perhaps a water basin, some tasty fortune cookies... Be assured, yes, these have been distributed by the Divine Order for various reasons, and are NOT to be bartered for monetary gain. While tarot cards are not publicly gifted often, for a genuine soul who would like them to dabble in the arts of divination, a sincere request will be absolutely considered. Cookies, as always, are available upon request. Any abuses of our items for profit (PROPHET yes, PROFIT no!) are very frowned upon; please do not make me put on my big-girl-pants (they are horrendously ugly). In any case, please know that the Divine Order is here to serve in almost any capacity you could need! We're HERE, we're SEERS, get used to it! And make us work. The economy is terrible, we need it. Bat'Sheba | |