Board :Community
Author :BatSheba
Subject :/) Sincere Salutations from the Divine Order!
Date :2/9


 Hello there, friends!

 With some rising confusion and questions of late, I thought
  that I might poke my head out of our hallowed halls and jot
  a few notes down for this wonderful community at large to
  help get everyone "in the know" and offer a hand of help
  or service as it might be required.

 In any case...hiya! My name is Bat'Sheba and I'm writing
  to you all on behalf of the Divine Order. We are an
  organization of oracles, seers, prophets, and otherworldly
  finger-wigglers that operates outta Kugnae. You'll often
  see us around, wandering through the streets that make up
  the kingdoms, having a nap under a particularly shady tree,
  smiting terrifying things in the depths of some cave or
  another, or whompin' you in the last carnage. Yes, we're
  a prolific and vastly talented bunch, and we do delight
  in getting involved and helping out.

 It occurs to me, time to time, that as present as we are,
  there are plenty of people who maybe don't know what we're
  all about. I guess that's what this letter is about.
  Naturally, we're a mysterious bunch, and I don't want to
  dispel that mystery by any means! Who doesn't like having
  a mysterious aura?! But perhaps an idea of who we are,
  what we do, and what we can do for YOU is in order!

 I know we've gotten into it a little already: yes, we are
  what you would conventionally call "fortune-tellers." Some
  of us have visions, nearly all of us have tools and methods
  that we like to use, but all for the purposes of foresight.
  I know, I just said a little bit of mystery is good, but...
  the mysteries of the unknown? That's what we dabble in.
  A dash of the past, a pinch of the future, we're cookin'
  up a solution for you TODAY! Naturally, we are seekers of
  the truth, and seekers of knowledge, and our duty is to
  share that with YOU!

 With that in mind, should you ever have a question that
  needs answering, feel free to track your friendly local
  Diviner down and ask it! We'll do what we can to help.
  If the thought of this makes you queasy and your knees
  start knocking, you may also attend one of our Fortune
  Revealed events and seek your answers there (and maybe get
  a mark as well). We're attuned to the celestial Zodiac
  and can help you find your footing there, too, if you ask
  nicely! There's actually a lot of neat things we can do,
  as you'll notice if you take a peek at the "Subpaths"
  board. We're pretty comfortable with the art of ritual,
  as well, and can do blessings and purifications on request,
  and do ceremonies to restore balance, so watch for that!

 You'll also find the Divine Order lending their hand
  with occasional Malgalod patrols and our Diviner Help
  Initiative; whatever sorta help you need, you'll find it
  here, so don't be afraid to ask! We serve our community,
  and take great pride in it. We are at your service!

 Now, there's one small caveat I would like to mention,
  to those who are unfamiliar with our tools of the trade:
  on occasion, you'll stumble across a tarot card or two,
  perhaps a water basin, some tasty fortune cookies...
  Be assured, yes, these have been distributed by the Divine
  Order for various reasons, and are NOT to be bartered for
  monetary gain. While tarot cards are not publicly gifted
  often, for a genuine soul who would like them to dabble
  in the arts of divination, a sincere request will be
  absolutely considered. Cookies, as always, are available
  upon request. Any abuses of our items for profit (PROPHET
  yes, PROFIT no!) are very frowned upon; please do not make
  me put on my big-girl-pants (they are horrendously ugly).

 In any case, please know that the Divine Order is here to
  serve in almost any capacity you could need! We're HERE,
  we're SEERS, get used to it! And make us work. The economy
  is terrible, we need it.

                                                  Bat'Sheba