I was minding my business,|
My favourite spot in my favourite pub,
When suddenly there fell a stillness,
And in came a man with a great big club.
His eyes scanned the crowd with intent,
Clearly, he knew what he wanted.
When his eyes found mine - I knew he'd been sent,
At long last, I'd finally been spotted.
He strode over to my table,
With a smile and laughter in his eyes.
I knew there was going to be trouble,
He'd seen straight through my guise.
He leaned in close and whispered in my ear,
"Your time is up, you've been found"
With a sigh, bottoms up! We're outta here.
The time has come for my Tour of the Underground.