Board :Tales of the People
Author :Archon Iyagi
Subject :"Naturally Disastrous" by Rosenqueen
Date :4/26
             Naturally Disastrous

     A gambling man is often either a very stubborn
     man, or a very desperate one! Some gamble with
     money, others with pride, and in some cases with
     their very lives.

     The story that unfolds before us is about a tale
     of a man who gambled against nature, and nature
     accepted with both their prides on the line.

     It all began with a young man from a quaint and
     small village. He was very proud and very arrogant,
     being that he never lost a bet in his life. No
     matter what that bet happened to be. He was either
     very lucky in a very dumb sense, or very skilled
     at succeeding.

     Whatever the case may be, the man's ego could not
     contain itself with the string of victories at
     hand. He boasted left and right, high and low, to
     anyone who would listen!

     "I'm better than anyone at anything, anytime!
     Whether it be the gods or nature itself!"
      The young man puffed his chest out.

     Unbeknownst to the young fellow, there had been an
      extra presence listening to his excessive
      self-praising.

     "OHHHH?" The earth rumbled back at him, and shook
     beneath his feet!

     "Ahhh! Who's there?!" The young man called out
     while in a frantic attempt to regain his balance.

     "YOU THINK YOU CAN BEST ME?" The earth spoke back
      to him. Mother Nature in the form of the trees
      and the earth was sick of the size of his ego for
     a mortal.

     "Try me!" He pointed a thumb to himself with a
      sudden and great confidence.

     And so a deal was made, if the man could survive
     Nature's trials for seven days time, he would win
      with his life and a "reward". Sparked by the thought
      of victory alone and bettering nature, he accepted.

     On the first day, the winds howled violently and
     threatened to blow the man away!

     "Hah! Is that all you've got?!" The man taunted
     back, tying himself squarely to the oldest and
     greatest tree he could find, knowing nature would
     not compromise it.

     The second day came... and the earth trembled and
     twisted while the winds howled.
     
      The third day... the earth trembled, the winds
     howled, and the sea clashed violently against the
     land.

     It all kept piling on...

      Through all six days... the man managed to survive
     whether it be out of pure luck or through incredible
     demonstrations of skill. Regardless, he taunted
     Nature back each and every day, it was infuriating!

     The final day came, yet... it was so calm. The man
     was surprised. "Given up already?" He called out
     with a sheepish grin pointed to the earth.

     Soon noon came, and yet there was nothing. The sun
     continue to roll by, and he was sure that he had
     all but won.

     It was not a great shadow snuck behind him, and a
     horrible realization struck. He looked behind him
     to see the largest tidal wave of his life, rolling
     up at him...

     His eyes widened and his mouth dropped, in one
     fell swoop, he was gone!

     Nature grinned (if you could picture that!), having
      gathered all the water she could find for this final
      day, sure that she would not lose.

     It wasn't until dawn struck the next day... a small
     cough and gurgle could be heard. A very waterlogged
     and familiar young man emerged. There was one very
     distinct detail that was different about him this
     time, the proud smile was wiped clean off.

     Rather he was shaken, trembling, and very, very pale.
     For the first time in his life, he realized how
     close he came to death for a bet. That this was no
     game... no sir!

     Though Nature had lost the bet, she won the respect
     she longed for. The young man never made another bet,
     or boasted his deadly victory.

     
     Rosenqueen